Cat People

How, how,  I ask you how, does one creature manage to look both hopelessly vulnerable and disdainfully superior at the same time? It infuriates me. I don't understand cat people, and frankly, it makes me respect them just that little less. And don't get me started on men, men should not own cats. There is something about a man who talks with genuine affection about his cat's daily shenanigans that screams "I live at home with my mother's elegantly dressed corpse and if you walk home alone tonight, I am going to serial murder you and sew your skin into a hat!"

Nobody wants to have sex with cat people.